“It is said that I wooden stake through the heart will kill a vampire. Well as it turns out simply being a wood elf is enough to make a Vampire quake under his cape.

The Leafblowers DESTROYED Blacula's revenge by the score of 3-1. A score that is truly misleading because there is no way that the game was even close to being a two TD affair.

Right from the beginning the elves asserted their dominance. Blitzing into the vamp backfield to take the ball and score in relatively short order. More quick play at the next kickoff led to a second elf TD and the only thing the vamps might have done right was to not give up a third TD that half.

With the ball to start the secing half the Woodies opened up a 3-0 lead on the outmatched vamps. Only a last minute TD made this game even look respectable.

Blacula himself had his worst game yet managing only One completion which led to the last minute TD by thrall Nancy..

Balcula's Revenge fans did burn an Oak after the game. They dressed it up as Leafblower Treeman Climb up and Hide and burnt it down screamed their hatred for Wood Elves.”