“Weird game, very weird game. Shrek and his coach Peikko, were sitting firmly on the first half and on Vladimir, having already scored once and knocked down the vamp a few thousand times. Trying to GFI to score a second TD it turned out that Shrek wasn't only angry but clumsy and unlucky as well; he fell and broke his neck...on a gfi...on a team with only one player....doesn't get any more unlucky than that!
At least that left Vladimir in full control and he proceeded to score three times on an empty field...
Weird game!”