“Apparently, the fans did not enjoy the match as much as the bloodbath that was Arsenal vs Mashers would make you believe they would. We can only assume that no one, not even Arsenal's fans, enjoyed watching the beloved Rudy dropped to his death after his long time compatriot, Larch the Oxygenator, failed to throw him (and the ball!) downfield for a quick TD followed by much rejoicing, fortune and glory.

Arsenal's Apothecary was no where to be found when The Dale Hunter was set upon by a pack of bloodthirsty halflings. Rumor has it, he took the day off and was overheard telling his wife, "what could possibly go wrong this game, we're playing the HALFINGS of Sigmar's sake!". Mr. Hunter's legs will never be the same again.

Sean E. Aver made his mark on this much unappriciated game as well by offing Bobbin Lentilpot in the first half (Ladle THIS!). As always, the one-two scoring punch of Ziggi Thalphi and Jozef Sankic settled the fans down and actually got them to cheer between their booing the Arsenal for smashing the poor, defenseless, cherubic, always happy, always hungry, halflings.”