“The Despoilers were primed to upset yet another dwarf team. The long practices paid off for em and they received an extra rr for their efforts. Match started with the Despoilers getting perfect defense. Managed to draw a trollslayer into a two dice block my choice. Against my brand new mino. Of course he gets pow/pow! And the mino gets badly hurt.
Undaunted the star bull Lokkr sprints into the backfield to put a tz on the ball carrier. He trips of course. The dwarfs return the favor when their blitzer trips on the following turn. Lokkr sees his opening, standing up and blitzing the runner. Ball pops free and Lokkr snatches it. It takes 5 dwarfs but they finally knock him down and he’s stunned. The aforementioned gang of dwarves get together to ram Gloran’s dirty boot so far up Lokkr’s arse that the poor bull is badly hurt and unable to finish the match.
Throw in a couple stunned chaos dwarves and it 7 vs 11 on the pitch. Due more to a failed GFI by the dwarves than any real coaching ability the Despoliers prevent the Grudgebearers from scoring this half.
Second half continues in pretty much the same fashion. Two more ko’s, three more cas and the Despoilers are again getting thrashed. They do however manage to dish out a little punishment of their own and rack up 3 cas against the bloody longbeards. The fans apparently loved the match rewarding both teams with increased fan factor.
Thanks again to Lurking Grue for a fine match and a quality lesson in the use of dwarven footwear.
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Undaunted the star bull Lokkr sprints into the backfield to put a tz on the ball carrier. He trips of course. The dwarfs return the favor when their blitzer trips on the following turn. Lokkr sees his opening, standing up and blitzing the runner. Ball pops free and Lokkr snatches it. It takes 5 dwarfs but they finally knock him down and he’s stunned. The aforementioned gang of dwarves get together to ram Gloran’s dirty boot so far up Lokkr’s arse that the poor bull is badly hurt and unable to finish the match.
Throw in a couple stunned chaos dwarves and it 7 vs 11 on the pitch. Due more to a failed GFI by the dwarves than any real coaching ability the Despoliers prevent the Grudgebearers from scoring this half.
Second half continues in pretty much the same fashion. Two more ko’s, three more cas and the Despoilers are again getting thrashed. They do however manage to dish out a little punishment of their own and rack up 3 cas against the bloody longbeards. The fans apparently loved the match rewarding both teams with increased fan factor.
Thanks again to Lurking Grue for a fine match and a quality lesson in the use of dwarven footwear.
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