“Definitely a freakish match. I thought oh no here we go again when the first block SI'ed a Blitzer, but then did the same and a death in my first turn. The rats and humans just kept getting ko'ed, or hurt, though we obviously got the best of it.
The really odd thing was that neither side was attempting anything particularly vicious, both were focussed mainly on the ball.”
#16 Chef – Broken Ribs (MNG) #12 Jester – Dead (RIP) #13 Groundskeeper – Dead (RIP)
“Insane game...he gets a perfect defense, but my first block to free things up results in a MNG blitzer. Then my rookie thrower fails to complete a 1-square-away pass to the wide-open-gutter, ending my turn with only the one block to m credit.
His turn, he MNG's one linerat, kills another.
My turn, I advance the ball a little bit, BH one of his boys.
His turn, he moves in my way, no cas this time.
My turn, I break clear and am racing for the score, but due to the rr being already used I don't GFI.
His turn, he dodges through multiple tz's with a human blitzer, gfi's twice to layeth the smacketh downeth on my gutter, stunning him.
I try to free up my other gutter to try to make a dash for the ball, but double-skulls.
He advances, ko's my RO and one of my gutters.
I try to setup a desperation blitz, but fail the gfi's needed.
He advances the ball, killing another linerat.
I have better things to do with my time then continue to get smacked around to this degree. Utterly ridiculous, and chalk this team up as retired after one game.”
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The really odd thing was that neither side was attempting anything particularly vicious, both were focussed mainly on the ball.”