“Mr._QB was brave enough to play up vs my battered Orcs. He'd get two handicaps though and would outnumber me 11-10 which generally is bad against woodies. Even so; I was vastly outskilling him with my players so we both guessed it would be tough for each of us in different ways.
He received. With a full roster of elves and his RR intact I tried as an orc would; surround them skinny excuses for men with solid walls of orcy flesh. Lots of muscle and a sprinkling of guard plus -last but not least- a lucky KO of his rookie wardancer made life miserable for the welfs.
Even so; I could only snatch the ball because of his incredible ability to roil a 1. And score with my unskilled lino. After putting a massive 6 welfs in the KO box incl. both dancers.
Only one wardancer returned but that was enough. This time no multiple 1's in a single turn and all my Orcze could do is scratch their heads and watch in dismay how this abomination with ag5 passed to the dancer (blitzed free just before) and he scored. 1-1.
The 8th turn saw an elf lino Badly Hurt. (eye make-up smudged more like) but by now all KO's had returned. So we'd start the second half on somewhat equal footing; 10 vs 10. All I had to do is not roll crap dice and the extra skills my orcs had should start to tell.
Blitz rolled on kick-off. *sigh*
Could have been worse though. He failed to dodge (1 rr 1) but still. Plan in tatters. Welfs all over the place. In return my ladz do what Orcs so often do best; hammer the oposition; another welf was BH with a third following soon after. Now the numbers started to tell...
That and my opponent being terribly unlucky once more. Failing a gfi into the square with the ball, failing it and KO went wardancer. ;p
Even so; he could sack the ball carrier. (damn the speed of those elves) but in the end no 6 pansy welfs could stop dem ladz.
(damn close though)
He twice very nearly scored 2-2 but then again; I failed a gfi with ball in hand for a 3-1 myself
A draw would have been deserved for these courages elves.
If only they wore skirts like the lasses they are.
“Going in to the game our chief wardancers had visited both the ref's and the opposion lockerrooms. Striking of a deal with the ref if we should consult to fouling, so that he wouldn't eject any players (if he should be able to spot it, not going to happen of course with our elven grace). In the orc's lockerroom Glouwyn disguised as a pregame welcomer got the 2 stars argueing about which of the players where the greatest. Glouwyn knew this would aid the team in taking on this suppirior foe.
Even so the elves got scared of the bigger orc's and so half the team decided to sit and wait on the bench until they could gather their wits, and start playing like elves.
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After alot of bashing by the orcs, and some vicious tackling of the elven players, when they tried to sneak by the bigger but more stupid orc's. The big grunts where able to put points on the board, a td by a mere rookie orc.
Glouwyn was outraged by this lack of talent and decided enough was enough leaving the other 5 scared of the orc's on the bench. And started to give the other 5 not scared a rousing speach about those dum orc's not knowing how to use the ball properly. He went over to medb looked him deep in the eyes and said "let's show them how it's done the elven way ".
The 6 elves took the field confident in their suppirior ability. It didn't take long for Glouwyn to make a hole in the orc's lousy defence and escaping down the sideline followed by 3 other elves, just for a bit of protection, while Medb stayed in the backfield ready to face slow orc's and deliver the perfect pass.
The orc's was caught on their backfoot not knowing what was going on, and seconds later medb ran into postion to deliver the perfect pass to Glouwyn, who strowled in for the score 1-1 and halftime.
Ater the halftime talk, all elves had shocked off the initial fear. Glouwyn had decided to let Sceolan show his supirior agility in front of his new team mates, letting him blitz through the lousy orc offencive line. But instead of dodging harmlessly in between the slow orc's he decided to try and be a showoff. Just to trip in his shoelasses, Glouwyn thought that he would have to have a talk with Scealon after the game. Glouwyn must have anticipated this as he had also send af few of the other elves around the flanks to put some additional pressure on the orc's
through their supirior numbers the orc's where able to walk down the field for another score by the rookie. Glouwyn was outraged at this point. Once again he tried to do it the elven way. and he allmost succeeded but he decided that he had gotten enough of the glory and so decided to let the other elves shine. and what a mistake that was. The pass from medb was perfect but those pesky orc's had tied the shoelasses of Athel together so when he decided to run in for the score he fell.
with the ball looses the orc's went for another score. but a well placed banana peel on the field made the orc trower fall, once again the ball was loose with a chance to score the equalizer. Once again medb threw a perfect pass, but some of the orc trower blood must have gotten on to the ball since Glouwyn wasn't able to reel it in. Glouwyn was so outraged that he made a double summersault in frustration.”
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He received. With a full roster of elves and his RR intact I tried as an orc would; surround them skinny excuses for men with solid walls of orcy flesh. Lots of muscle and a sprinkling of guard plus -last but not least- a lucky KO of his rookie wardancer made life miserable for the welfs.
Even so; I could only snatch the ball because of his incredible ability to roil a 1. And score with my unskilled lino. After putting a massive 6 welfs in the KO box incl. both dancers.
Only one wardancer returned but that was enough. This time no multiple 1's in a single turn and all my Orcze could do is scratch their heads and watch in dismay how this abomination with ag5 passed to the dancer (blitzed free just before) and he scored. 1-1.
The 8th turn saw an elf lino Badly Hurt. (eye make-up smudged more like) but by now all KO's had returned. So we'd start the second half on somewhat equal footing; 10 vs 10. All I had to do is not roll crap dice and the extra skills my orcs had should start to tell.
Blitz rolled on kick-off. *sigh*
Could have been worse though. He failed to dodge (1 rr 1) but still. Plan in tatters. Welfs all over the place. In return my ladz do what Orcs so often do best; hammer the oposition; another welf was BH with a third following soon after. Now the numbers started to tell...
That and my opponent being terribly unlucky once more. Failing a gfi into the square with the ball, failing it and KO went wardancer. ;p
Even so; he could sack the ball carrier. (damn the speed of those elves) but in the end no 6 pansy welfs could stop dem ladz.
(damn close though)
He twice very nearly scored 2-2 but then again; I failed a gfi with ball in hand for a 3-1 myself
A draw would have been deserved for these courages elves.
If only they wore skirts like the lasses they are.
But damn agile and bloody fast lasses.
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