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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2005-04-13 21:10:15
80k
3/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
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3
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1
14
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
2
-
1
13
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“Battle of the Pacts Round 1 - Sexist Sociopathic Sadist Society vs Good2
What a game. The Crossbreeds were fairly worried at the sight of two big guys on the Cold-blooded team and missing one of their team-mates for the match certainly didn't make the future of the game look any brighter.
However, Nuffle smiled at the Crossbreeds in the first half (and we're talking a million dollar smile here) which did not only make both BG fail there Bone Head tests as well as ensuring pow/skull RR skull/skull making it possible for the Crossbreeds to penetrate the opposing defence and grab the ball. Another pow/skull RR skull/skull made sure that all that that was standing in the way of a TD by cousin Jeremia was a Skink who quickly stepped aside when he saw Grand-nephew Bill rush towards him like a mad bull. Jeremia dodged away and ran to the end-zone for a 1-0 lead. 2 KOs against the Cold-blooded.
Luck continued to follow me as the BG again failed both Bone Head tests and due to some more horrendous blocking I did not only manage to prevent an equalizing TD - I also got possesion of the ball again (though I quickly lost it)! The half ended with 1 KO against the Cold-blooded and 1 BH against the Crossbreeds.
KO returns. 2nd half I recieved and could possibly have made another TD but excellent defence by the Lustrians made sure this didn't happen and I lost the ball to the grass' embrace.
Some hitting and running later Ragaholic drew close to my endzone and I made a last desperate blitz that brought down the Blodger with the ball. Unfortunately only one man covered the ball as Marcus tripped over his own feet - badly hurting himself.
In turn 15/15 the equalizer came leaving me 1 turn to score but as I had far to few people to attempt a 1-turner and no Injury Time came to my help (would have been too much to ask I guess after the wonderful 1st half) the result was a joyous draw.
Thanks for a good game Alcing - I'll be bringing doom over your poor head as well as your team again some other time you dirty git *Graarr!*
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NOTE:
Honestly I hardly noticed any moaning on your part - it might have been due to me being baffled by the skulls and 1s - and any man is entitled to express his frustrations when he looks like he's up for some serious negative dice-action.
And as far as the doom goes... I think we both know that the only thing I will be recieving is your team's broken dignity in a doggy-bag. ”
What a game. The Crossbreeds were fairly worried at the sight of two big guys on the Cold-blooded team and missing one of their team-mates for the match certainly didn't make the future of the game look any brighter.
However, Nuffle smiled at the Crossbreeds in the first half (and we're talking a million dollar smile here) which did not only make both BG fail there Bone Head tests as well as ensuring pow/skull RR skull/skull making it possible for the Crossbreeds to penetrate the opposing defence and grab the ball. Another pow/skull RR skull/skull made sure that all that that was standing in the way of a TD by cousin Jeremia was a Skink who quickly stepped aside when he saw Grand-nephew Bill rush towards him like a mad bull. Jeremia dodged away and ran to the end-zone for a 1-0 lead. 2 KOs against the Cold-blooded.
Luck continued to follow me as the BG again failed both Bone Head tests and due to some more horrendous blocking I did not only manage to prevent an equalizing TD - I also got possesion of the ball again (though I quickly lost it)! The half ended with 1 KO against the Cold-blooded and 1 BH against the Crossbreeds.
KO returns. 2nd half I recieved and could possibly have made another TD but excellent defence by the Lustrians made sure this didn't happen and I lost the ball to the grass' embrace.
Some hitting and running later Ragaholic drew close to my endzone and I made a last desperate blitz that brought down the Blodger with the ball. Unfortunately only one man covered the ball as Marcus tripped over his own feet - badly hurting himself.
In turn 15/15 the equalizer came leaving me 1 turn to score but as I had far to few people to attempt a 1-turner and no Injury Time came to my help (would have been too much to ask I guess after the wonderful 1st half) the result was a joyous draw.
Thanks for a good game Alcing - I'll be bringing doom over your poor head as well as your team again some other time you dirty git *Graarr!*
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NOTE:
Honestly I hardly noticed any moaning on your part - it might have been due to me being baffled by the skulls and 1s - and any man is entitled to express his frustrations when he looks like he's up for some serious negative dice-action.
And as far as the doom goes... I think we both know that the only thing I will be recieving is your team's broken dignity in a doggy-bag. ”
"Nrrrgh... what have I told you about awaking me before 3pm after the debauchery night?" boomed the overlord as poor Sylvio quaked in his shoes. The giant Overlord picked up a tankard and flung it at the small skink, who nimbly stepped out of the way. Bodyguard Burono stared impassively, his eyes clouded over by the use of other substances.
"Call my Slavemaster, Skiller." The skink vanished with a nod, and a scarred Saurus walked in. "You called, mi'Lord?" croaked the Lizard warrior, after bowing deeply to his ruler.
"Get the Slavegirls ready. Oh, and the Enforcers. I will come when I'm ready," said Osirus, stretching to his full length.
The team was assembled, and both the Overlord and his Bodyguard showed up right before the whistle, definitely in a daze. Today would be a bad day to play; those sneaky Old Worlders scheduled it right on the eve of an orgy.
The game started with Osirus and Burono asleep on the pitch. The slaves, without any leadership, started to rebel by helping the old-worlders, who managed to score immediately.
During halftime, the Enforcers and Slavemaster glared at all the slaves. "If you do not shape up your act, I will show you the true meaning of pain!" Enforcer Raul exclaimed. "Now get to work!" yelled Enforcer Mariam.
The second half showed the slaves truly fearful, and they did their best to halt the humans, and managed to slow them down. Enforcer Raul ran around, smashing into opposing players and crunching them under his mighty fists. The Bodyguard, still asleep, fell on another and snapped his arm, causing him to sit out the rest of the game.
In the meanwhile, Slave Girl Carena secured the ball, gave it to Enforcer Mariam, who went the distance for the score.
After the Overlord awoke, he applauded his team. "Know this, there is no victory without me. You did well on your own. Especially you, Mariam my dear... A special gift for you tonight. Come to my chambers afterdark."
There was no after-party celebration except that in the Overlord's room, which entailed a lot of female screaming, presumably from Mariam. Hopefully she would learn a thing or two from the Overlord...
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Good game Redfish, sorry if I was a little upset at my dice... having 30% at the end of the first half, and not reaching 50% until T4 of the second half took it's toll on me.
Fun game, and not to worry, the doom will be brought by my team the next time. I have promised it to you, and you will receive!
Z”