“Ug’s coaching streak of incredibly bad luck ends!!! (Unfortunately for Gertwise and his Warthogs) It’s been a bad streak with just one win in my last six games on fumbbl.

Game facts:
+ Of the five players with completions, the two with the most completions got MVPs.
+ Biznit became known as elf killer (first 2 casualties of his young carreer)
+ Gronk completed 5 passes (and Gronk isn’t an elf name)
+ Gronk wins MVP from Elf Magazine and is named honorary elf?!
+ Biznit and Gronk begin feud in which Biznit whines that Gronk throws the ball to everyone but him… [Biznit wanted the ball cuz that would get more elves to come closer to his fists.]
+ Wilwarin gets its first win ever.
+ Only casualty inflicted by elves was on a failed block by an orc!
+ Warthogs were seen robbing the box office, concessionaries, and any elf they could catch to pull in 80,000!!!

GG!”