“The game started in sweltering heat, and with a treeman refusing to come out of the shade to join in the first half. The players set up, but unfortunatly Rendall Creates were to busy admiring the halftime snacks on offer for the Rumbling Tums, and were caught flat footed by a blitz.

The blitz was rather a dissapointment with the highlight being a throw of Tummleton to wards the balls landing spot. The Dark elves soon recovered and scored a Touchdown in the second turn. By then 1 elf was out cold another badly hurt by a nasty ankle bite from Beefy Mac donald.

The sides came out to lineup for the next drive but 3 elves and one halfling were suffering from heat exhaustion. Dunc n' Func smashed a fist into an elf's face and for a while he looked dead, but the apoth did his job. The Rumbling Tums were now in full flow cruising up the left flank toward the End Zone.

Seeing that today wasn't going to be his Rendall threw in the towel, not wanting to suffer the indignity of losing to halflings.

So the first win for Rumbling Tums, but it was a hollow victory.”