“Bloody elfies! We made a hell of a game of it, though. Had two more chances to score - one foiled by not catching on a 3+ (though who could have said whether the gfi would have worked...), the other by Newt failing to dodge out on a 4+ (then a 3+), having accepted a handoff that had come from halfway in my half on that very turn - bit of a shame, would have been lovely :)

Other highlights included when Newt got killed, when Newt got blatted around by a filthy str4 tackle treehugger, and when Newt failed to do anything to get a couple of points all match. GORMAN, on the other hand, had a beautiful game, not fumbling once, chucking all of the passes he tried, for a massive 6 points. Maybe the bad old days are behind us, Gorman my good buddy? Only time and more fuckups will tell...

Oh, three rolls, and NO-ONE AGED!! Wahoo! I've come to EXPECT to age...”