“The cocksure and boisterous Arsenal walked into Necropolis Coliseum thinking that they had this match all sinched up. Had the ever played the feared undead? Had they been to practice in the past 3 weeks? Did they go to temple the night before and ask Sigmar to watch over them? The answer to all these questions is 'no'.

With no luck on their side, Arsenal was manhandled by the brutal Dead Man Walking. Unable to perform the most mundane tasks without failing, Arsenal spent most of the match on their arses, wondering what hit them...

After the match, Coach Fared thought it would be a good idea to pick up some added muscle to make his players feel more like playing, so he picked up BOR-ZAG Nadsmasher, brother of long time nemesis Mango Raiders' player, Thorag Nadsmasher.”