“Blissful Brutality showed no mercy in this match versus the sissy dancing prancing woodies! Team captain Cruel Commando showed the way by crushing the legs of Stalker. Brutality then went on to quickly score two TDs and injuring the Raven blitzer Stalker. The woodies attempted to counter, but a casualty later they knew the game was up as they faced a whole half with only eight players on the line!

The woodies conceded and vowed never to play on a BloodBowl pitch again. Bilbali Ravens can now count themselves to the endless ranks of retired teams.


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