“Arsenal fans were left with a mixed sense of regret, depression and excitement as they filed out the Altdorf Center this afternoon. While the match was theirs, 3 -2 over the Big Coffin Hunters, one newcomer to the squad this season, Ronnie Loache perished on the field, cheaply crushed under the boot of the cruel and despicable Depape.

Another victory for Arsenal, but the fans will definately miss the one player that could stand up to the Appleby Mashers' Larch the Oxygenator, and walk away after the match. He will be missed.

-=:In memory of Ronnie Loache:=-
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