“Pre game events would prove to be an ominous portent for this match. During the course of the Mashers club anthem "Pass the Roast Duck," half of their fans were devoured by the opposing team's fans. The actual game would be as unpleasant for the plucky halflings.

Though a cloudy day, the Happy Sunshiners were able to shuffle into the hearts of their supporters with much carnage. Halfings were seen flying left and right. Surprisingly there was no loss of life. Much to the dismay of the fans.

Always a fan favorite, #5 Cannonball, pleased the crowd with his trademark "face-first" blocking maneuver. A great cheer swept the stands as he was carried away with only a broken jaw. Thumbs up Cannonball!

The Sunshiners could have witnessed a second touchdown were it not for #4 Mopsy's lapse of concentration. Apparently stopping to chew on #13 Crunchy Lilipond's tender cranium, the last seconds of the match ticked away.”