“The player’s appearance is so horrible that any opposing player within three squares of him must subtract -1 from the dice when they pass or catch the ball. In addition, any opposing player that wants to block the player must first roll a dice and score 2 or more. If the opposing player rolls a 1 he is too revolted to make the block and it is wasted (though the opposing team does not suffer a turnover).
And also the fact that none of us remembered/knew the Foul Appearance-rule really kept the Nice Boys on their field for a while. They really couldn't pass, catch or sometimes even pick up the ball the way they wanted to. Excellent skills: "Pass, sort of" and "Catch, sort of"!
Trafikforordning bolted away early in the first half, scoring, and after that it the game turned in to a mexican standoff.
The first block in the game resultet in Distanskopslagen's MNG. Was really getting worried then. Seems my teams always start out 'elf-like'. (Why? Haven't they warmed up enough? Stretched? Drunk enough blood? Sacrificed enough goats?)
Not to worry, though, a few turns into the first half Are (the 'stolen' ogre) broke Jesus's neck! Is he going to hell? Nah, he sold his soul to Nurgle a few games ago... To bad the Apo couldn't save him, though... just wanted the SPP, not the AG-loss...
Thanks, always a pleasure... next time you choose teams!
Edit: This was my 100th game... Geez, time flies like an arrow! (And fruit flies like a banana!) ”
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yeah.... you broke Jesus's neck!”