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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2005-04-26 02:36:01
CTV 1200k Human
0
Winnings 50k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/1/1
 
 
Nurgle's Rotters CTV 1270k
1
20k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
1/1/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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1
5
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-
#2
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#3
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#7
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#8
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#9
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#10
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2
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4
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#11
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#12
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#13
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TOTALS
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2
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1
9
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#13 Jesus – Broken Neck (-AG)
The player’s appearance is so horrible that any opposing player within three squares of him must subtract -1 from the dice when they pass or catch the ball. In addition, any opposing player that wants to block the player must first roll a dice and score 2 or more. If the opposing player rolls a 1 he is too revolted to make the block and it is wasted (though the opposing team does not suffer a turnover).

yeah.... you broke Jesus's neck!
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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1
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2
-
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-
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-
#2
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-
#3
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#6
1
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3
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#7
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#8
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#9
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#10
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#11
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#12
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1
5
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#13
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#16
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1
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2
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TOTALS
1
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2
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1
12
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The statistics are kept true. It was my turn. ;)

And also the fact that none of us remembered/knew the Foul Appearance-rule really kept the Nice Boys on their field for a while. They really couldn't pass, catch or sometimes even pick up the ball the way they wanted to. Excellent skills: "Pass, sort of" and "Catch, sort of"!

Trafikforordning bolted away early in the first half, scoring, and after that it the game turned in to a mexican standoff.

The first block in the game resultet in Distanskopslagen's MNG. Was really getting worried then. Seems my teams always start out 'elf-like'. (Why? Haven't they warmed up enough? Stretched? Drunk enough blood? Sacrificed enough goats?)

Not to worry, though, a few turns into the first half Are (the 'stolen' ogre) broke Jesus's neck! Is he going to hell? Nah, he sold his soul to Nurgle a few games ago... To bad the Apo couldn't save him, though... just wanted the SPP, not the AG-loss...

Thanks, always a pleasure... next time you choose teams!


Edit: This was my 100th game... Geez, time flies like an arrow! (And fruit flies like a banana!)
 
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