“Game 5: Vladimir almost laughed as he saw the fragile being that dared to oppose him at the beginning of this match. Well actually, he did laugh, for just a second or two before he saw that the dancing Elf was already more than halfway to the endzone, ready for a TD. After having swallowed a bit of old blood, Vlad began to race after him, and only just managed to retrieve the ball and score a TD. Then, again, the Elf, sped past him and this time there was no stopping him. Angry Vlad afterwards did the only sane thing an insane Vampire would and could do, crowd-pushed the irritating Elf, who had left himself open to just such an event. The crowd loved this sharing of food from the vamp, and everyone lived happily ever after. (well apart from the Elf who lived ever after with a scar on his face from where he hit the stands, but who cares about elves anyways? They are just a kind of mutated long goblins right? And everyone knows that goblins breed as mice and rats so...). Anyways, Vladimir found some sense in learning how to Tackle his opponents and would today have been able to stop the nimble Elf. (Why are skills always one match behind?) ”