“Hello Town fans and welcome to another perfect day for Bloodbowl we have 47000 screaming fans with us again
And the teams are taking to the field but whats this over in the Town dugout I can see some sort of argument going on and we are just hearing that Firmroots has refused to take the field if Longbranch is playing so who knows what has gone on in the deep forest between those two but rest asured Town fans as soon as we find out you will be the first to know
And so to the game and the Chaos team kick off and with uncanny forsight they seem to have set up a perfect defence
And Arrow is under the kick off but he has dropped it meanwhile on the line of scrimage George has thrown a vicious block on a beastman and it looks like the beastman has been hurt and is being carried off to the dugout
Now The Halfling with no name has moved over and picked up the ball and he moves down the field and he picks out Keating with a pass but Keating cannot hang onto the ball and ohhh the Troll had comitted himself to the tackle and Keating is down hurt looks like the Town will be without him for the rest of the game
And now Hutchings is moving over to retrieve the ball but no he has dropped it and the Chaos team pounce on the loose ball and move it down field and score
From the restart Brooks catches the ball and moves down field over the halfway line but again the Beastmen fly in and blitz him and he has lost the ball but Chey has managed to drop onto it and now he has the line in his sights but oh no he trips and falls and looses the ball
And Chaos take control of the ball again and using a combination of running and passing move the ball down field to score
And so with only seconds left on the clock before half time the Chaos team kicks off
The Halfling with no name takes control of the ball again and moves towards the line of scrimage and hands the ball to Hutching who is picked up by Longbranch who throws him downfield Hutchings flies thru the air ball in hand hes down but ohhh he fails to make a clean landing and the ball has come free and there goes the halftime whistle
And so the second half starts with the Town kicking off and we can report that the two treemen are still refusing to be on the pitch together this could run and run folks
But what's this as the Town kicked off a rock flew out of the Chaos fans and stunned Kay
On the scrimage line Chey is on the recieving end of a nasty block and he is down on come the Town medical staff and Chey is being removed from the field badly hurt
Now the Beastmen are moving down the field with the ball and the Halfling with no name is moving across the field to get into the defensive line but he has gone down and that looks bad fans yes he has definatly hurt himself and so on comes the overworked Town medical staff to remove him from the field
Their is a look of desperation about the Town players now as the Beastmen bear down on the Town's line once again and here comes Kaufmann throwing himself at the ball carrier but I think there could be a problem here yes Kaufmann certainly made a mess of that and he doesn't look to be moving
Yes Town fans I'm sorry to report that Kaufmann has been killed but what is this as the Town medical staff were sorting out the Kaufmann incident the Chaos Troll on the line of scrimage got hold of Jacobson and just tore him to pieces and as the Town fans and team are stunned for a second the Beastmen run in for another score
And it's Chaos to restart again but what's this there are some fans on the pitch I'm sorry we don't know what is going on oh hold on we are just recieving word that it is some Town fans that heard that their was free food in the opposite stands and just charged across the pitch and a number of players are down I hope head coach Solahma took note of some of those moves when he is recruiting the new players after this game
Now back to the game and Chapronire takes up the ball but he has fumbbled it but he has managed to get control of it again but oww that has to hurt a Beastman following up the kick off has managed to get hold of him and it looks like he is out hurt
Now Hutchings moves in to take control of the loose ball but he is tackled by a Beastman and the ball comes loose and the Chaos team run down field to score again
And so the game ended with another 2 death's for the team and the teams Treemen not talking to each other be sure to join us for the next Town report”