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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2003-07-01 22:49:14
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#8 Blinko – Dead (RIP)
“A curse on all cheap, self-assembled Scandanavian furniture! The makers of the TV rack that claimed young Blinko's life, and indeed the entire fanbase of the Ikea Allstars, shall be entered into the Book of Grudges!
In other news, it appears that big floppy shoes and rubber noses are not the ideal attire for Bloodbowl. The gods frowned upon our face paint and banana creme pies and between the wrath of the dice and the Klownz coach forcing his poor little players to attempt improbable plays that no Dwarf was ever designed for in the vain attempt to keep up with the Allstars, we never had a chance. Meanwhile, Zhluhur played an excellent game.
Congratulations Allstars! I have a feeling we will be cheering you on from the stands come regular season (while taking the axe to those furniture chucking fans of yours....)”
In other news, it appears that big floppy shoes and rubber noses are not the ideal attire for Bloodbowl. The gods frowned upon our face paint and banana creme pies and between the wrath of the dice and the Klownz coach forcing his poor little players to attempt improbable plays that no Dwarf was ever designed for in the vain attempt to keep up with the Allstars, we never had a chance. Meanwhile, Zhluhur played an excellent game.
Congratulations Allstars! I have a feeling we will be cheering you on from the stands come regular season (while taking the axe to those furniture chucking fans of yours....)”
They killed Blinko, throwing a tv-rack on the first kick off.
Visen then scored after he dodged out of a tackle zone, blitzed the ballcarrier, picked up the ball and did 2 gfi's. As the Klownz tried to block him down, they rolled a double skull. So it was easy to score. Maybe Visen was a bit slippery because he is my bath rack and has to handle shower gels and soap in his normal job.
The 2nd kick of, I got a blitz. Dokument blocked the ballcarrier down again with a single block, picked up the ball and ran. I never knew that a wallrack who normaly takes care of paper can run that fast! Only a dwarven runner could reach to him. But on the block result, Dokument was too hard to beat. Maybe because he is fixed at the wall with 2 great dowels.
Kantra was killed and saved by the apoth meanwhile. Good that the apoth had some glue to fix his wounds. Dokument then scores.
The next kick-off was a perfect defence for me.
Trying to stop Visen from his 2nd touchdown, Vulgar failed the dodge and mng'ed.
Well, there was no chance to loose this game.
Thx to LurkingGrue
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