“Wow. This was absolutely positively without a doubt the most rediculous game I've played in a long time.

It was almost as if my opponent was playing poorly on purpose, just to make it even more obvious how terrible my luck was.

Literally, every turn he had the ball he gave me an easy 2d block to take it away... but alas... I roll lots of ones. Even when he could've easily moved somewhere where I couldn't catch him, he would just stand there and yell "hit me". Aparently that battle cry scared off my players... or at the very least made them hungry and or clumsy.

On a high note, I'm pretty sure I set a new record for failures in one game (I'd like to thank pro, ofab, ag4 dodges into no tackle zones, gfi's and my apothecary for making this award possible). I'm not sure though, if a 1 rerolls into a 1 does it count as 1 failure or two?

It's hard to decide whether the games like this are frustrating or just really really funny.”