“The dwarves challenged my amazons, and were shocked as all get out when we accepted. From the get go, it was all amazons, all the time. We hit them left, we hit them right, we let the crowd get some free dwarven autographs, and all in all pounded away to our hearts content...

...and all the dwarves did was intercept the ball and 3 times (THREE TIMES) a longbeard caught the ball on a bounce needing 7+ to deny my ladies the chance to score. He couldn't get the cas, but my ko box was overflowing by the time the game ended, a loss for the ladies. But with this carnage, can the dwarves truly be said to have won?

My opponent whined and moaned the entire game long about the cas dice and how things were going, but the way I see it, if a dwarf is going to challenge an amazon team to a game in the first place, he'd better be ready for anything that comes his way and simply be grateful for the game in the first place!”