“"Oh man does my head hurt! Drinking in a mortals body is soooooo much different you know." Dionysos was bent over a wall with Hercules, sending Kamikazees on a more literal mission then the vodka ever would have expected.

Hera simply stared at them with scorn in her eyes. "You are a disgrace D...I mean we all expected you to test your limits in these bodies...but for Zeus' sake man...15 games and you haven't done ANYTHING except get drunk and lead Hercules astray!"

"Easy now honey," chimed in a exuberent King of the Gods, "It WAS a comedy night and our boy there is just getting into the spirit of it all."

"Yesh," slurred Herc, "Why doncha go foul another Minotaur!"

Achilles laughed in the corner..."I KILL that beast and just cause the apoth saves him no one mentions it. Hera just gives him a tickle, gets tossed out of the game, and all of a sudden SHE is the beast slayer. I LOVE comedy night!"

Zeus gave his wife a little chuckon the chin "Yeah babe..that was Really sexy!" "Ahh shucks hubby...just trying to impress you." And with that, as was there post game ritual, away they went.

Apollo though was in a mood to celebrate...2 TDs...and feeling good! He sought out Hades..the only one not looking as thrilled as the rest.

"Whats up Hades? Didn't have fun?

"Oh it's not that Apollo...it was a very funny night indeed. I loved the look on that Hobgoblins face when I came across the field and whacked him! He was so SURE that the Bull had covered for him. Ha HA. I really dug the Blitz play...they had NO idea we were going to spring that. My favorite though was when their wizard fired that flash bomb and the other Bull went nuts and knocked himself down. THAT was funny.
But it's next weeks Grand Final. I just feel so WEIRD that if we lose I will surely be excecuted! Imagine that eh? ME...God of the Underworld worried about "death"...Damn funny indeed! I need a drink...where is D when you need him?"

Apollo watched their star blitzer walk away..and turned to find Ares...where WAS that guy anyway?





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