“Blissful Brutality, determined to rise in the ranks of EMU, decided that to ensure victory measures had to be taken. 300k of the team treasury was used to bribe, threaten and convince referees and players.

Brutality fans, also called Da Lynch Mob, organised themselves and invaded the pitch to get the ref twice! Once at the start of the first half and then a second time at beginning fo the second half. Blissful Brutality players were aware of this fact and made no short use of their stilettos and knuckledusters. All effort was made to get down Dark Star blitzer Tu Kool who was overwhelmed by the sideline and got a stiletto shoved in his neck. He died on the way to the apothecary... Rumours speculate that his demise was due to him not accepting a bribe from Brutality Coach Father Dagon.

Damian Raven, the thrower of Dark Star, got a brown envelope and decided to run towards his own endzone followed with the ball. It was all part of the plan of course... he'd feign a collapse as gutter runner Fatal Accident threw a block and a TD quickly followed.

The match was beautifully orchestrated with Dark Star players tripping making easy dodges and feigning collapse while blocking rats.

To sum up... The result was never in doubt. Blissful Brutality wanted to win and there was no stopping them. ”