“Perissa was going to get the winning touchdown and her skill, but Deeproot got caught up in the glory of the TTM touchdown he'd helped in the first half. So, up went the fling, flying towards the endzone...and over the endzone...and over the crowd...and into the parking lot...and face first into a tailgating party, whereupon Perissa gorged herself to death. Way to go, Deeproot...”
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