“May 5th 2005 - Fourth Game:
The Jacks' best game so far. Even though they still haven't scored a single TD in the teams career, this is their smallest loss ever, only conceding a single TD. Jack Daniel's' training paid off, and The Jacks' hit the Goblins hard. Several were stunned, some were even Knocked Over and Knocked Out. Weeny, the cute little bunny, was hit so hard by Jack in the Box, who has obviously learned a lot from Jack Daniel's, that he went completely unconscious for the rest of the match. Medical reports say he'll need several weeks in bed. Later Jack in the Box was on it again, killing (!) another cute little bunny! The Jack's and their fans starting roaring in anticipation while the opponents apothecary tended the wounded. Unfortunatly he survived the hit, but The Jacks reaped the glory of a kill! The Jacks' newest player, Jack of Diamonds, tried to show his worth by body-slamming the opposing teams biggest player, Frank the Bunny, while he had been knocked prone. Unfortunatly, the referee spotted Jack of Diamonds' misdeed, and expelled him from the rest of the match.
With the generated revenue, Jack of All Trades II, son of the team medic Master of None, and younger brother of former team player Jack of All Trades, signed up for the team, ready to do what his bigger brother could not.”