“Kind of a strange match.

The first drive started with a rock causing the only lasting injury of the game, while expending and failing the Buckmor's apo. Then the amazons proceeded to have one of the worst halfs in the recorded history of BloodBowl. Hardly surprising their offensive drive ended in numerous crowdpushes, POWs and a completely overcrowded KO-box. The orcs were also able to waltz the ball to the endzone in a safe and relaxed fashion, what with all the girls either on the field or trapped between a couple of black orcs.

Second half was almost opposite, with the amazons pointedly refusing to go down. Pushback after pushback, coupled with a kick in the farthest corner of his own endzone gave Wern quite a task in bringing the ball upfield. The amazons were, however, unable to translate their numerous POWs and the ineptitude of the orcs into any real pressure on the offense. The ball was there safely caged for several turns on the LOS, with blocks and blitzes being exchanged in a tit for tat manner. Finally, the orcs saw an opening at the top of the field and seized it, with trolls and black orcs positioning themselves to stop any pursuit. When a 1 dice block to get rid of the troll failed, the deal was done. The orcs could again waltz into the endzone unopposed.

Thanks for the game Wern, good one. Rematch anytime.”