“Bit of a massacre. And most of the deaths were caused by skeletons blocking!

That's pretty much a forgone conclusion, so I'd like to take this opportunity to speak out against the evils of handicaps. They don't work. There were two versions of this game (the first got so screwed up that we restarted). In the first, I drew virus, and instantly removed like 6 players from his roster, more or less guaraunteeing me the win. In the second, I drew extra training, and it had virtually no effect on the game. Handicaps are either useless to the receiver, or overwhelmingly advantageous, gift-wrapping a win for the underdog. For this reason and so many more, inducements are better. Games should be decided on the pitch, not in the pregame. nuff said.

Thanks to my opponent for his patience during my problematic connection issues.”