“"Glorious speedbump play by recruits Schnappi and Bruce Dickinson! They kept those mummies occupied all game while Ozzy and Lemmy could do what they are best at, scoring and maiming!", the proud headcoach Howlin' Harald stated at the press conference following the 'dead derby game'.

The Satellites had the Bark rattled when they pushed star wight Geezer Butler off the pitch while carrying the ball and was able to retrieve the ball with a zombie player. Sidenote; the zombie players were by far the best players on the Satellites squad and were good at dodging, blocking and ballhandling alike.

The Bark was however able to recoup the ball when the ghoul carrying the ball tried to blitz its way out of a large crowd of players only to end up falling over. "When you are slim and thin you don't try to hit the furry howlers!", was Howlin' Harald's comment about that incident.

Howlin' Harald issued a comment about Slim Slugfoot, despite being non-metal had earned a spot on the team. "The dude has played for all undead teams there is starting with khemri and a brief time among the regulars before joining us. "A modern era freeagent" is what he is best described as or merely one who sides with winners whenever an opportunity presents itself or just bloody awful at regenerating - you make your choice of description.

Now the Bark is in 2nd place and much should happen if they wont remain there and get the 2nd seed through the playoffs.”