“What was supposed to be the glorius entry for newcomer Damage Manual - the rat ogre, turned into a humiliating draw. Six times Damage tried to knock down the puny darkies that stood in his way and five of those ended with him knocked prone...

The match started with the traditional pitch invasion by Da Lynch mob clearing the way by knocking out the Darkland witch elf. Then of course... Damage Manual started his tricks... Rumours speculate that Damage was nervous as this was his first game in months, but others claim that he was paid to take a fall whenever he faced the darkies. Riots soon broke out as disappointed skaven fans took out their frustration by slaying elves and roasting their corpses over hot coals (with chips and cheese of course).

As we all know Elfs cheat whenever they can and have never played a single honest match of BLOODBOWL; they run around and pass the ball instead of doing what they are supposed to do.

So to sum up, this was a humiliating defeat in the eyes of Blissful Brutality and Da Lynch Mob. Not a single casualty was caused on either side!!!! Is this the beginning of the end for Blissful Brutality?”