“A good start to the Anlec Citadel's career, mainly because nobody died!

The 2-0 result was slightly flattering, as Da Gut Bustaz put on the pressure throughout the entire game. The High Elves received, and quickly ran in a TD using a mixture of grace, skill, and downright girliness.

The rest of the first half was taken up in stopping a stong Orc blitzing run, as a combination of blockers and blitzers opened a gap for a lineman to run through. It was all not quite enough, as cowardly dodges allowed the elves the oportunity to set up a final wall, which was enough to stall the drive enough for half time to be called.

The second half saw only 7 elves make it back onto the pitch, so they were more than happy when a riot took up most of the second half. The Orcs concentrated on getting revenge the 'punchy' way, whiched allowed the girliest of all the Citadels, Elthar to slip through, nobble a lineman, and scoop the ball up for a dive over the line.”