“Gruesome news reporter: Hi. may i ask you a few questions?
Coach: Yes sure.
Gruesome news reporter: How was the game coach?
Coach: It was nice. After the oponents had taken the brown thing and taken it of the field to get a point i realaised that that was the point of the game. During the half time brake i told it to may players and they did it two times in a row to give us a win.
Gruesome news reporter: Our readers don't care about TD they care about blood. Your team did only 2 casualtys. Why is that number so low?
Coach: Yes that was a bit disapointing. Uno-eya just stood there and was like wild animal doing nothing. We will train harder and hopefully in the next game he will kill a few elves.
Gruesome news reporter: Good luck in the cup and hopefully in the next game we can see some dead elves.
Coach: Yes sure.
Gruesome news reporter: How was the game coach?
Coach: It was nice. After the oponents had taken the brown thing and taken it of the field to get a point i realaised that that was the point of the game. During the half time brake i told it to may players and they did it two times in a row to give us a win.
Gruesome news reporter: Our readers don't care about TD they care about blood. Your team did only 2 casualtys. Why is that number so low?
Coach: Yes that was a bit disapointing. Uno-eya just stood there and was like wild animal doing nothing. We will train harder and hopefully in the next game he will kill a few elves.
Gruesome news reporter: Good luck in the cup and hopefully in the next game we can see some dead elves.
Coach: Thanks, we will do our best.”