#1 Fey'en Deathneedle – Dead (RIP) #8 Sethrak Agoniser – Dead (RIP)
“I normally like to write match reports in persona... but this deserves something special. Let me just start with the luck. How it was as high as 37% I have no idea. 3 successive 2+ fails to pick a sodding ball up in clear weather!! The only slight luck I had was that all of my armour values were being saved, right up until near the end.
So the first half was pretty alright. The Poisoned Children kicked, killed, and smashed in for a quick score. Simple. Effective. Elfy. It should have been the same way in the second half, but for the aforementioned inability to pick the ball up. The Gut Bustaz had like 1 lineman back to cover, but I needed a quick score as I was being swamped in the centre. And swamped. And oh blimey swamped.
My luck was so bad that when I finally did pick the ball up, and was running Fey'en to the line to score, I thought 'if I had to go for it, I bet I'd roll a 1'. Not being the most serious of players the curiosity got far too much for me. Not only did she trip, she also killed herself doing it. At least the other witch managed to score on the final turn.
Second half finished with the Orcs laying into a few more elves for the second kill. Ah well - was good fun!!!!”
“Wot a grate game! dis orcs wuz luvvin it, dem elves aint so poncy, dey started 'itten me lads... and den duh whole stateum wuz fitin..And we all got mashed up.. i lost a bunch uv teef! and doc 'ad to so me left eer bak on. and dem elves even tho deh urt us more we give em a good skwishin.. and den one fell ova and died right there infront ov me.. so i 'it annuva wun insted. we ketp puttin da boot in an all and thu stoopid ref dinn't notys a fing! *hur hur*
aniway just wen i fawt we 'ad a chanse ov winnin da bloody crowd comz onto da pitch and duffs up a bunch of da lads.. so we kill us a few more elvze and den our lads in da crowd com in and kick wun of theer poncy pointy eard gits to bits.. so we boot im an all.. and ee dies.. the ref was miffed at dat..
overall a good mashin game, just da way its intendid to be play'd”
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So the first half was pretty alright. The Poisoned Children kicked, killed, and smashed in for a quick score. Simple. Effective. Elfy. It should have been the same way in the second half, but for the aforementioned inability to pick the ball up. The Gut Bustaz had like 1 lineman back to cover, but I needed a quick score as I was being swamped in the centre. And swamped. And oh blimey swamped.
My luck was so bad that when I finally did pick the ball up, and was running Fey'en to the line to score, I thought 'if I had to go for it, I bet I'd roll a 1'. Not being the most serious of players the curiosity got far too much for me. Not only did she trip, she also killed herself doing it. At least the other witch managed to score on the final turn.
Second half finished with the Orcs laying into a few more elves for the second kill. Ah well - was good fun!!!!”