“Twice before these teams met on the pitch...twice before, the rats humiliated the elves. So before their was a third time, lukastrika sat in wait, watching the rats play, waiting for that moment of weakness to show itself...and when it did, they struck hard and fast! Pounding the rats left and right til they were reeling, getting perfect defenses and quick snaps, the elves came to this game prepared. And the rats...well, they came, they got smacked around a bit, and they left even weaker than when they came in to this "recovery match". Was missing two players; ended up losing the game, losing fans, losing a player and (after mandatory retirement of the niggle) am STILL down two players for next match. Wonderful.

Oh, and for all you backyard chefs out there, here's a tip: don't try to barbecue at the same time as you play BB. You lose the game, and your meat gets burned to a crisp. :-(”