“Not much to say about this abomination of a performance other than halflings just have this happen once in a while and when the GM mismanages a halfling squad the head coack does not stand much of a chance.

Making this observation, team owner Moneybags Smurf decided to fire GM Moron Smurf. Moron Smurf did not even know what fired meant so he has still been showing up to work. Moneybags, afraid to really make a huge scene especially because Moron is a relative of his, instead hired a second general manager Whiteout Smurf who will be in charge of correcting Moron's mistakes and making him look better than he is.

On the team front Cleft Palate Smurf, game MVP cause someone had to get it, was heard making this vow after the game. "Foul me! Foul me! You have made me one angry little bastard, andI will now become the dirtiest little bastard this league has ever scene.:" What this means for the competition.... we have no idea.”