“Beantown Bruisers League Match -- The second match for the Rangers went approximately as expected. Mercifully, they made enough money to buy an apothecary this time around, so things are looking up. On the downside, they have yet another missing player in their upcoming match, so will continue to play short as they build the treasury.
Hard fought match overall, as the Rangers made the Jock Itch crowd work for every td. Futile effort, but I'm sure it shows character... or something...”
“Playing the whole game in the rain, Coach Ken neglects to look at woodies roster. Jock Itch decides to kick the ball. Woodies WD then crowd surfs a beastman with frenzy!!! Nurgle boyz then wake up. The beast puts his tentacles on the WD not letting him go anywhere.....and he is crowd surfed the next turn to the badly hurt box.
Elves fail a handoff in a TZ and the rain which would've led to TD. Beastmen surround the elf trying to prevent a score. Then Jack O Lantern picks up the ball and throws a short pass to a wide open Dunk....who catches it!!! in the rain!! Rangers reorganize their defense but Jock Itch still scores.
2nd half the rangers blitz us but fail to get under the ball. Jock Itch plays risky in their own back field swapping the ball with the elves. Ultimately the elves are reduced to 2 players allowing Jock Itch to score the clinching TD.
Hard fought game makes up for their loss to flings.”
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Hard fought match overall, as the Rangers made the Jock Itch crowd work for every td. Futile effort, but I'm sure it shows character... or something...”