“A very unlucky game for my opponent, but he took it very nicely! Even when he made a quadraple skull with his blitzing Witch Elf. Thanks for the game, we might meet again in the Kislev Classics, I wish you better luck then.

Match Report from my team bio:

The greatest game this team has ever seen! The Jacks ruled this game completely from one end to the other! Every single player from The Jacks were on the field through the entire game. The scared Drow only fielded 9 players to begin with, and only 5 of them could stand through the entire match! The Jacks passed the ball around so every player had his share of the fun, and his part of the experience and training. This great cooperation players inbetween lead to 4 (!) players getting a new skill. 3 of them (Jack of Clubs, Jack the Ripper and Jack Off) adopted what Jack Daniel's had taught them and all improved at blocking. Jack in the Box however, paid 10k of his own salary to a manicurist for a nail enhancing job. As a result, he has developed a serious set of Claws. Even though the Dark Elves were only knocked out and came back for the last setup, The Jacks won the game! We Scored! We Scored again! We Scored once more! And WE WON! The crowd went wild, and for the first time ever, there was a line of people wanting to sign in to the official The Jacks' Fan Club.
With the income from the game, yet another player has signed a contract with the team. A 12th player, Jackass II, has been added. We all hope he can fill his predecessor, Jackass.”