“A game best forgotten for the Rotters.

My opening drive saw an impressive 83% luck as i succeeded, a rerolled doubleskulls aside, in everything I tried (although I was 2dblitzing with the blockers and dodging with the dodgers). The luck bounced up and down for the rest of the match, but I only failed two dodges (both snake eyes, one followed by a straight sixes death followed by a swift apoth for Teddy Spitestripper) all game. POWS were my friend and the Nurgle armour crumbled before my mighty dark elf onslaught.

It rectified itself a little toward the end, my 7 man dark elves (only 3 KOs but they wouldn't come back) pushed the ball around and the beastmen insisted on catching every bounce, but a double POW -2dblock gave me the ball back, at which point the Beast failed every Really Stupid roll and the beastmen couldn't block their way out of a paper bag.

A simple td was followed by the tragic last-turn death of Moc the Knife, although he will live on as a rotter under Sehou's control. We wish him well.

Another 1 on the money roll (but a mighty 4 on FF) means that I'm going to be short of players (what's wrong with a BH now and then?) again.”