“The Dirty Ratz were looking forward to a game of bloodbowl and a gruesome lunch at the same time, although the only death came when Dot Candycane landed on his head after being thrown by Grizzle Thicktrunk at a Skaven gutter-runner on the verge of a touchdown.

Later in the first half, Jimbob the Unwise was creamed by a rampant Skaven lineman, resulting in a broken jaw. After the match Jimbob was reported to comment, "Mpfff rmmhhfff brrrb".

Hardbark Axebreaker made a late start to the game in the second half, immediatley flatening two skaven defenders and making the way for Polly Puddlepot to throw a touchdown pass to Hobble softbuns.”