“Elves scored easily to start using damn NoS dumpoff agi5. Then a perfect defense, blitz my blodger w/o tackle, POW, score. Then a blitz, easiest score yet. Then a blitz...and a failed gfi? WTF, these elves were on a roll! But from that point on it was all norse, all the time, at least when it came to clearing the pitch of elves. By the end of the game, there wasn't a single elf on pitch. Without throwing a single foul, mind you. Falling behind 3-0 after 5 turns must've pissed my guys off, b/c they just went off on the elves remaining. Yes, we lost the game, but can my opponent truly be said to have won?

Note to self--never play elves again...3 of the team's 4 losses have been to elves, 2-2-3 vs elves in total...”