“An arch-halfling team, with 280 matches played! A real honour to play vs such legends.
Virii took out the tree at the start, together with all NIs. Which left the Foodeaters horribly outnumbered.
The Skum were all in awe being on the same pitch as all those famous halflings, and tried to minize the number of superfluous blocks thrown -- the coach made sure our Rat Ogre defender only blocked once -- and concentrate on the ball.
Anyway, in the last 2 turns, there wasn't a single halfling left on pitch. And still the Rats couldn't pick up the ball off of the ground, intimidated by a crowd clearly cheering for the more popular Foodeaters.
Rounding up: we're happy to have played such a sporty coach, and wish our visiting team all the good luck in their further career.
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