“The clever fairies placed a keg of honey ale in the "better dead than Red" KO box in the first half and the Flings rushed into it. Then a minotaur got a sniff and followed them in. As a minotaur's hunger would have it he finished off the keg and all but one of the ale drinkers returned to the pitch 2nd half. Maybe the last one had a little too much....

The 2nd half Better Dead thought that the Pirates would be better off dead, but only managed a lot of KOs and BHs. The Pirates of Pie had but two pixies, two trees (who spent much of the half being sat on my minotaurs) and one brownie, when Weirdo made a critical trip on a GFI.

Landing the ball squirted out of his eyesocket and into the range of Logan Berry Crustie.... who ran as fast as her long sexy hyponitic legs could carry her. Leaving Chaos flings huffing and puffing and failing go for its in the dust, for a turn 8 score.

Fun game no serious SI or RIPs....

One tree got an AG (now both trees are AG2 watch out for TTM) and the other got pro, maybe he wont be rooted all game now. ”