“Bark at The Moon FC came right out of the gate with the eyes set for victory. For some reason the NBU yet again agreed to play during full moon just like their last meeting...or was it perhaps the unscrupulous TBB Elite referees that took the bribe from necromancer Harald 'Gravedigger' Hedlund and agreed to ref during the darkest hours with no lights except the glaring moon.

Dark elfs don't usually have problems with this though the Bark FC excel under these conditions. It took less than half a half before the game was practically over with three seriously hurt key dark elf players at the claws of the ferocious werewolf Ozzy Osbourne.

Rumors in Bark FC camp is that Ozzy is jealous of Lemmy (other werewolf) getting all the media attention due to him being the #1 star of season I and Ozzy 'only' finishing third. The rivalry has heated up immensely and Ozzy and Lemmy refuse to come to the same practices. The jury as to who is the greatest werewolf player in TBB is still out.

The only memorable moment of the game was that Randy Rhoades, star flesh golem and niggled due to aging in game 3 and only missed one game because of that neck sprain decided to hang up his cleet and be the line coach of the team. Newcomer Ronnie James Dio is expected to take his place on the roster like a rainbow in the dark.

More to come from the Bark FC camp!

/Gertrude Steinbrenner, GLN”