“After a promising 2-0 start against Loren All Stars that left the Feast feeling confident, they tried to bit off a bit more than they could chew and choked on the Ratt Pack.

Coach McDuff was shaking his head. "That was a case of timely bad plays. They fell apart under pressure. Anytime they had a chance to be a hero, they ended up as a goat. In particular, I'm not pleased with the performance of Strongbranch and Stoutheart. Two games, and not a casuality between them. Quite a few knockouts, admittedly, but they need to get more violent to give us the advantage we need, numerical superiority."

McDuff was pleased with how Travio Ipswitch has been playing, however, promoting the halfling to quarterback and team captain. Ipswitch was less than pleased with the honor, though. "Cripes, why don't you just finish off the circle of the C and make it a bullseye then? They'll all be comin' for me now..."”