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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2005-06-16 16:41:17
50k
1/1/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
3
-
1
14
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-
-
-
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#6 Artemis – Smashed Knee (NI)
#7 Athene – Dead (RIP)
#9 Pegasus – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
4
-
1
17
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“What a match!
Odin prepared his followers to face the might of his old nemesis Zeus.
And the norse stuck it to the man-gods.
Deathwish votes:
2 points goes to the new incarnation of Hades who robbed the Valhalla of a match winning td with a double pow 2db against.
1 point goes to Hera who gathered the loose ball up and then threw it downfield denying me a shot in the dying turns of the game to secure the win.
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Odin stared into the portal at the scene of the bragging Olympians and smashed his clenched fists on his throne.
"Upstarts all of them, how could they be so cheerful after the damage we did to them?"
Thor looked at his enraged father and tried to quietly leave the room.
"THOR! where do you think you're going?"
Thor stopped in his tracks, turned and answered. "I was leaving to give you time to think father."
Odin picked up his chalice and threw it at his son, Thor quickly leapt out of the way. "This is partly your fault Thor, casting a lightning bolt into thin air, what were you thinking?"
"Twas Loki's trickery that made me cast it early father, he magicked some targets that were not really there."
Odin rose from his throne furiously. "Loki why does he try and hinder his own people, surely he would be glad to see thy enemy grovelling in defeat."
"May i suggest father that next time we face the Olympians that we enlist the help of Baldur,Heimdall, Lady Sif and the other norse Gods in our Crusade."
"That we shall my son and next time we shall leave the field littered with their corpses for the ravens to pick at their flesh and with victory in our hands."”
Odin prepared his followers to face the might of his old nemesis Zeus.
And the norse stuck it to the man-gods.
Deathwish votes:
2 points goes to the new incarnation of Hades who robbed the Valhalla of a match winning td with a double pow 2db against.
1 point goes to Hera who gathered the loose ball up and then threw it downfield denying me a shot in the dying turns of the game to secure the win.
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Odin stared into the portal at the scene of the bragging Olympians and smashed his clenched fists on his throne.
"Upstarts all of them, how could they be so cheerful after the damage we did to them?"
Thor looked at his enraged father and tried to quietly leave the room.
"THOR! where do you think you're going?"
Thor stopped in his tracks, turned and answered. "I was leaving to give you time to think father."
Odin picked up his chalice and threw it at his son, Thor quickly leapt out of the way. "This is partly your fault Thor, casting a lightning bolt into thin air, what were you thinking?"
"Twas Loki's trickery that made me cast it early father, he magicked some targets that were not really there."
Odin rose from his throne furiously. "Loki why does he try and hinder his own people, surely he would be glad to see thy enemy grovelling in defeat."
"May i suggest father that next time we face the Olympians that we enlist the help of Baldur,Heimdall, Lady Sif and the other norse Gods in our Crusade."
"That we shall my son and next time we shall leave the field littered with their corpses for the ravens to pick at their flesh and with victory in our hands."”
Deathwish Votes
2pts Loki Bjorn 14 blocks lead to 3 CAS...nasty nasty man!
1 pts Baldur Svensson Dirty player....oh so dirty...Killed Athene and then so terrorised the Apoth he failed to assist!
As soon as the Lightning scrape themselves together..they will attempt to tell the story of how they sacrificed all for an almighty ladder point!
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"Take that you pelt wearing prong helmets!" slurred Dionysos. "Oh, who is the superstar NOW?" muttered Athene..."I grant you that you shoving the stem of your wine glass into that guys eye on the last turn had more style than most RIPs...but not really a tough fix for their apoth was it?"
"Oh relax Athene." Counseled Zeus, "All of you have to experience what it is to be mortal at somepoint. Although I must admit, I never realized how dirty some of these players can be!"
All the talk was about the pain. SO much pain! Pegasus slumped in a corner still not understanding exactly that he was "dead" and Athene of course was still annoyed at Appollo. If he had picked up the ball after all that crazy 2 and 3 dice against blocking maybe the foul wouldn't have happened.
Add to that the ankle tap that put Achilles out for the next match and Artemis as well (picking up his 2nd niggle) and it was the ugliest day of mortality the Gods could remember. Not even those cheating scoundrels the Revenants had done anything like this!
Over against the bar though, sharing a pint , was the 3H club; Hades, Hephaistos and Hera.
What a game these 3 had put together. "I just couldn't believe it when Zeus sent me long you know?" exclaimed Hephaistos, "My first TD ever! And to catch the Long Bomb after it bounced up in the rain..well...that is exciting stuff isn't it?!?" Hades passed a warm smile to his lino buddy "Yes it his pal...yes it is." Hades was a little more humble since being "executed" last season. Now back in his basic blitzer form...but still seemingly as dangerous as ever! "I mean NO WAY Hades" Hephaistos was still waxing lyrical "I mean my catch was one thing..but YOU 2..WOAH! How in the World did you get out of all that cover and knock the ball loose. That was 2d against with only pow/pow helpful! Stunning! And then Hera swoops from more blanket cover to pick up the ball. That was MADNESS!"
Zeus wandered in to the group with a loving nod to Hera. "Aye...but did anyone see the look on Odins face when she threw the ball long downfield? Priceless. All that pain and he STILL gets a draw! I have never laughed so hard! And when Heara almost dodged out to steal the win?!? Oh man you could hear him bellowing in that ugly language of theirs!
As the lights dimmed in the bar...and the pain started to ease, the laughter took over as they enjoyed one of their greatest "victories" ever. A draw on the board..but by Gods wasn't it fun?
No one had to look to see that it would be an uphill battle from here...but for now...well...What a Match!”