“The first half was pretty much a wash. After about three turns the ball ended up a few steps inside the Alter Egos side of the field and more or less stayed there for the remainder of the half while the two teams pummeled each other around it.

The beginning of the second half saw Arnie's Alter Egos punch through the Klownz' line and, despite valiant efforts on the part of several Dwarves, the forces of Chaos managed to score what would turn out to be the only touchdown of the game.

In the last minutes of the second half, Homey the Clown demonstrated that the 'that' which he frequently asserts he doesn't 'play' in his trademark phrase, "Homey don't play that!" is, in fact, Blood Bowl.

Following a perfect hand-off from Clarabell and while his fellow teammates held off the majority of the opposing team, indeed even after the lone opposing blocker managed to push him a step closer to the goal-line, Homey managed to fail the only roll between him and a tie game and tripped over his big floppy shoes in the endzone while attempting to "go for it", sending the ball scattering back to practically where it had rested two turns before. One might have thought this would be a good thing, since it placed the ball back in Clarabell's hands, but, after a perfect pass from the Runner, Homey couldn't be bothered to catch the ball and so the game ended in an Arnie victory. Congratulations Coach Candlejack!

Rumor has it that Sticky, the stuffed rabbit abusing clown who doesn't care, will be freebooted to fill out the roster for the Klownz next game.”