“Having studied the tactics of Stand Firm the Metal Militia set out to do a Slam Dunk for the EMU. The embarrasing defeat at the hands of Dark Elf team Dark was not going to stop the Militia from inflicting serious pain on the Moostamers.

The Darkie fans were desperately trying to stop the Militia from mauling the Moostamers into dust by throwing rocks at Pure Hatred and Cardinal Sin. Things looked very good as several of the poofs were injured and out of the game early in the match, but due to shocking exploiting moves by darkie blitzers they were able to steal the ball on several occasions. They even managed to intercept the ball in such a way that it was obvious that elf magic was involved. The tricks and cheating of pointy-ears are now customary in all games involving the Militia.

Only due to a longbomb by Massive Attack was a humiliating defeat avoided and honour saved as Orgy of Flesh made the second TD.

Beware elves! Beware!!!”