CTV 1430k Dark Elf
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Chaos Chosen CTV 1240k
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#5 Capricorn – Dead (RIP)
#8 Azrael – Dead (RIP)
#9 Amantillado – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#9 Amantillado – Smashed Hip (-MA)
#13 Scurn – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#13 Scurn – Smashed Hip (-MA)
#7 Mi Wang – Dead (RIP)
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Bob:Hoho, more like a slaughterhouse Jim. I haven't seen this much blood in BLOODbowl since last months halfling slaughter!
Jim:Well said, Bob, it sure was quite something! That dark elf coach is dangerous... to anyone in the vicinity!
Bob:That's right Jim, with an amazing four casualties against the opponent and two against himself, Oryx certainly worked those boys! You know, Jim, traditionally this team is a violent one, but one thing I don't understand is that they have almost no training for it! How do they do it?
Jim:Well Bob, I think it's just pure Darkie savagery. We've seen this before!
Bob:You know Jim it's funny, for a ballhandling team, these darkies really need to read a playbook or something... their offense was pathetic!
Jim:That's right Bob, and not only that but this Chaos coach has a strong defense to boot. We saw some amazing ball handling out there tonight from those darkies, but their positioning just didn't allow them to take advantage of it!
Bob:You've got it Jim! Scurn obviously did his homework though - the Chaos drive is the longtime standby of Chaos coaches everywhere, and it went off without a hitch.
Jim:Except for that last drive... You know Bob I was really surprised at the poor ball handling we saw in the last moments of the game.
Bob:Guess the beastmen were thinking about the fling roast after the game! I know when I used to play for Altdorf, I always got a little distracted come dinner time!
Jim:Well, folks, a rousing game... Lots of death and carnage all around, a solid chaos defense crushing a weak darkie offense, and lots of good fun all around. Now back to the news...”