“After spiking the Wood Elves' drinks with what we're going to euphemistically going to call 'confused juice', the Dark Elves ran rings around their forest brethren.

Some good luck (two blitzes, perfect defense) and some bad (five times Troll47 rolled 1 for the pick-up) coupled with the Tree Crushers penchant for insane dodging and unnecessary blocks gave us our biggest win to date.

We outbashed the Woodies, hitting the catchers hard and using the Bigger Elves - for once they didn't just fall down or take root - to punish anyone within reach.

Only one (utterly pointless) TTM in this game, but we made a couple of decent passes (one scattered) and ran the ball well. Accidental Cherry Picking methinks, so we apologise to Troll47.

The fans love it though, and the cash helped us replace all our injuries. Back to full strength for some big matches coming up.”