“When next you pick up a dictionary, look up the word "Hard". If you don't see a picture of the Zen Adepts, take your book back to the place of purchase, and demand a refund, because these boys were the very definition of the word.

The game opned with a great fireball from the German Wizard, dropping a clump of Dwarves, and the Troll. Attempting to take advantage of this, Hitler ran in.. and fell at the feet of the ball carrier. The Adepts stalled for almost the rest of the first half before scoring. Before the halftime whistle the Vermin had a cance to level things up through a chainpush one turn touchdown, but an uncharacteristic fumble from Manfred put pay to that. The second half was greeted with a lightning fast German score, and a blitz from the resulting restart. Rats flooded down field, and it appeared they had smothered the Adepts, until a miracle pass was matched only by the quality of the the soul destroying catch by Bull Centaur Mitra Concentration. Mitra ran downfield where he was protected by his bearded friends before scoring just before the full time siren. Appalling games from the Vermin's 3 main stars, Claudia Schiffer, Manfred Von Richthofen, and Adolf Hitler.

Twahnlows:

3pts: Mitra Concentration - Caught THAT catch, and went on to score the winning TD for the Adepts.

2pts: Chen-tao - Pushed Klaus Barbie into the crowd early in the game, where he was torn apart by a War Crimes tribunal,and played no further part in the match.

1pt: Abhaya - Handled the ball duties for the Adepts quite superbly. Threw THAT pass.”