“Feng Shui's Kung Fu very strong!!!

I started with kickoff to me. Sun Shu-sai-chong hit nasty Black Orc and Black Orc get very badly hurt. Me no cry for him. I march up field for good score turn 3. Me kickoff to him and he get ball. Orcs hit hard but do not have Kung Fu do not know ancient ways. Many Many KO. Dust settles I have ball from him and score. Next drive he score. He get only score ever in Feng Shui's season. Feng Shui very very mad. More fighting ensues many humans down but opposing Thrower KO too. Every kickoff to him my blitzers blast thru lines and sack ball carrier then run for TD. Many times other coach curse the name of Sweet Eddie Tsui. All these TD mean Ogre and Lineman take big beatings but they have ancient body strength arts they no go down very much. Poor Ying Kwong our agile catcher he gets very un Kung Fu clothes line to the neck he gonna sleep for a couple days before he ready to play.”