“Argh, a RIP and a niggle, all from failed dodges...

After the travesty of a first half, the game actually ended up closer than it looked, coming down to a failed catch roll for the tying TD turn 16. It turns out that when you get raped on dodges and injury dice your very first game, Nuffle will grant one wish:

I asked Nuffle politely that his ball carrying Blitzer would roll double skulls when blitzing to get clear of my lone Blitzer imposing a TZ on him...which he did roll...and got KO'ed...and the ball scattered onto my Blitzer...who caught it. I even made the dodge roll and Long Pass accurately, but the stoopid Blitzer on the receiveing end 1'ed the catch. Ah well. I should have been more specific I guess ;)

One thing is for sure, these rookies have been heavily traumatized, but their coach refuses to let the stop playing...what will become of these 'Harolds'?”